Dearest Gentile Reader,

One must commend this particular book club for its most accommodating nature—quite as adaptable as all our other offerings. Upon registering, you are by no means bound by rigid obligation; rather, you may drift in and out of the club’s delights throughout the year as whim and inclination allow. Should a chosen volume pique your interest, by all means indulge in its pages and present yourself at the gathering. And if the following month’s selection fails to stir your enthusiasm? Think nothing of it—simply return when a more tempting title appears.

With such a generous assortment of books and genres on offer, it would be positively scandalous not to find one to your liking. Select your pleasure, dear reader, and do join the fun.